Here's a brain teaser...

Do you ever wonder what passes through people's heads when they make a most obvious observation, or a stupid comment?? I do.. I am a giant.. An amazon.. Bean pole..(not so much anymore..) On top of that I usually have ridiculous hair color, and am currently sporting delightful hardware in my cheeks... Let's just say I don't "blend in".. Regardless of my choice of self expression, I often times wonder what people are thinking immediately before they say something stupid to me.. For example, "My you're tall, do you play basketball?" Oh, well of course I do.. I'm over six feet so therefore, I must do something like that..  I also enjoy smashing my forehead on door frames, roofs of low ceilings, and I always know if it's raining first.. My favorite amongst all stupid comments has to be blatantly obvious things.. "Wow you're tall!" Well, perhaps I should go around pointing out really obvious things about people.. "You have one tooth sir." "Your clothing doesn't fit." I had someone ask me "Can you take the piercings out and blow water through the holes?" SERIOUSLY?!? I loved the look of horror on her face when I told her that those aren't the only holes I can blow things out of.. Conversation Over....

It is what it is...

So, I guess I should start off my telling you a bit about myself.. I've always kind of been the black sheep, the one to says too much.. I'm a self proclaimed "hot mess".. Everything I do ends up being hilarious in one way or another.. I figure we might as well laugh at my blunders, or I'd be locked up in a room somewhere on a drug induced vacation rocking back and forth singing some crazy song... I'm inviting you to join and follow me on my journey through life, good, bad, and just plain ugly.. I will warn you, some of my opinions and writings can come off as offensive.. So if you don't like it, don't read it.. I often times say what people are thinking, or what they'll say behind your back when you leave the room.. Creating awkward moments is something I do... Regularly..